television:

Stanley Tucci as Dill Penderghast in Easy A (2010)

hartorotica:

Get that man a body bag because she murdered him on live TV.

aa2124:

when you think the clown craze can’t get any weirder

fishcustardandclintbarton:

This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

siberianpine:

It’s amazing how big pockets have gotten in the last twenty years

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

tastefullyoffensive:

Dad joke of the week. (via yagirlbrianna)

kingdomheartsddd:

bartonbones:

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

someone-somewheree:

gen-tan:

xeduo:

welcome-foolishmortals:

This is going on my tumblr again.

every october

and some of the months in-between

I get it…

when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

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